I heard enough last night. MIRROR: So, will it be: bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two, or bachelorette number three? You're She turns to see Shrek slide down the hill and crash into Donkey. SHREK: Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. What you got against the whole world anyway, huh? It is the Magic Mirror. Donkey looks confused, the joke is once again lost on him. DONKEY: Okay, that makes me feel so much better. And that's when you say, "I object!". That's just how it has to be. The guard offers Fiona assistance, but she looks up onto the saddle on her own. I can change. No! Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare -- you name it. MIRROR: Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. The deed to your swamp, cleared out, as agreed. How about that? Shrek laughs as the men drop their torches and pitchforks and run away as fast they can. MONSIEUR HOOD: But I'm not greedy. She tosses the bouquet and lays back down, swooning. A big, stupid, ugly ogre!" FARQUAAD: She's married to the muffin man A door opens and the Captain of the Duloc Guards steps in. DONKEY: Uh-uh, no way. Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. FIONA: Sunset?! This is good. Shrek the Third - Final Screening Script 5. SHREK: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick. SHREK: You know, I think I preferred your humming. Just the word parfait makes me start slobbering. Don't let them do this! What are youno! SHREK: I read it in a book once. He already said it. It's preposterous! -Keep quiet! I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out. FIONA: Stop it. I swear! Well, ok, I ain't gonna lie. Fiona pulls her arm free from Shrek and stops running. The Script: https://imsdb.com/scripts/Shrek.html Amazon Music Unlimited FREE 30 DAYS: http://www.getamazonmusic.com/RAZZLE GUESTS Grant Turner: ht. The whole congregation gasps as they see Shrek walk ahead towards the altar. You cut me real deep just now. You know, you should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed. Here I go. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. SHREK: The wedding! Shrek sees them after investigating the commotion, rolling his eyes. DONKEY: Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it? But you only look like this at night. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks! I am eternally in your debt. Donkey is talking to himself in his sleep. Yes, do it. SoWhen an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush. Soft music plays in the background. This marriage is binding, and that makes me king! Suddenly Dragon, with Donkey atop her head, crashes through a large window behind him. A bright fire shines on the screen and Farquaad covers his eyes. PINOCCHIO: I'm not a puppet. Okay, I'm on it. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. She spins the branch to form a sort of cotton candy, and hands it to Shrek as a treat. Three? Shrek backs away and bumps into a tree stump. (Shushes Donkey). MIRROR: Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. DONKEY: And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light! You know, "Grab your torch and pitchforks." The mirror shows a portrait of Snow White in her slumber. Fiona and Farquaad are leaning in to kiss, but are interrupted when Shrek bursts through the doors. A mascot wearing a giant head resembling Farquaad stands at the end of the line. Right. You get it? We're going to have a tournament! Shrek looks around, noticing a man holding up a cue card up to the crowd that reads "APPLAUSE". FIONA: And what do you know about true love?! I had strong gases leaking out of my butt that day. Standing at the height of four and a half feet, he is much shorter than Fiona. What is this? FIONA: Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are! FARQUAAD: Excellent! Keep on moving. You are what you eat, I said. DONKEY: Man that ain't nothin' but a bunch of little dots. Have at him! Horses, kegs of beer, arrow targets, and other equipment are scattered about. SHREK: Okay, fine. Shrek! Farquaad seems even more pleased, and everyone else claps this time. Fiona is put off by this exchange. Donkey looks inside from a window, and then lays down by the front door. You got something in your eye? I'm makin' waffles. And there's that big awkward silence you know? VILLAGER 1: Back! DONKEY: Do you have a tissue or something? SHREK: For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think. FARQUAAD: I will have order! A knight comes from behind Shrek with his spear ready to attack. The trees and grass are neatly cut and the rows of houses all looked exactly the same. This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek . 3. SHREK: You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you? SHREK: You know, she's right. Hmm? FARQUAAD: Indeed. A little later, Fiona is now frying the eggs over the campfire using a rock skillet. A group of birds flocks out the top of the roof, startling Donkey. DONKEY: Hey, what's that? See ya later. FARQUAAD: That champion shall have the honor-- no, no -- the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon. Where did that come from? Shrek smiles knowingly at Fiona. SHREK: Yeah, sorry, lady. I'm so sorry. Shrek 2: Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, Conrad Vernon. Donkey looks at Shrek with a new eye. The church is packed with citizens. Shrek pushes past him but Donkey pins him against the door. They arrive at the outskirts of a giant volcano and begin to make their way up. Next! Forgive me, my lord, for I was just saying a short Farquaad snaps his finger and is lifted off his horse by his guards. You are the best and brightest in all the land, and today one of you shall prove himself better and brighter than all the rest. Come on! OLD WOMAN: Oh, go ahead, little fella. Fiona gives Shrek one last spiteful look. Cake! And don't look down. You don't wanna listen to me. You're comin' with me. You're not that ugly. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. Shrek grins and gets up while Donkey is still crossing, launching him back to the other side. There's just me and my swamp. And I know you two were diggin' on each other. Baixe o arquivo ScriptShrek.js , ou copie oque est dentro do ScriptShrek.js. Please! Please let me introduce myself. He's ready to talk. That was amazing! I was talkin' to you. I see what's goin' on here. Guards! I guess uh Me and Pinocchio was going to catch a tournament, anyway, so uh.. DONKEY: Hey, that's what friends are for, right? FIONA: Sure. FIONA: Of course, you are. Give me another chance! Shrek and Donkey look around the square, which is deserted. Fiona breaks away from Hood, who has his hand around her waist. Donkey rips a flower off a nearby bush, which happens to be a blue flower with red thorns, and takes off running. They gaze into each other's eyes longingly. I didn't know you wrote poetry. The dragon pauses, looks at him inquisitively, and then smiles. Of course! Guards! GUARDS: Two! SHREK: And, uh, that one, that's Throwback, the only ogre to ever spit over three wheat fields. Now -- now remove your helmet. by . Farquaad seems confused but watches on silently. Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment? She looks down and spots the sunflower left by the door. Shrek looks up and spots that the chain is jammed above him. Y'know cause I'm on the road a lot, but I just love receiving cards to read --. The Dragon's Keep towered before them, a dilapidated castle, burned and blackened. So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway? FIONA: Okay. You're not supposed to be an ogre! The fields of Duloc stretch out before before, and further in the distance stands the Duloc Castle. One of the guards looms over him and he begins to scurry away, muttering to himself. (bounces the bridge again), SHREK: Yes? Oh, God, I can't do this! FIONA: Lord Farquaad? (yanks the wreath off Donkey's head). Shrek slides past the knights and uses a spear like a hockey stick to knock one of his feet. SHREK Got ya. SHREK: (Sighs) Alright. Lord Farquaad? Oh, pick me! DONKEY: Okay, okay, I see it now. The audience goes wild. Once again everyone else claps. Among the attendees are the fairytale creatures once banished to the swamp, as well as a few Duloc Guards. Bye-bye. & MAN&3& Yeah,it'llgrindyourbonesforit'sb read.&& & Shreksneaks&up&behind&themand&laughs.& Shrek takes her by the shoulders and forcefully shakes her. Let's get married today. "Shrek" was widely praised by critics and went on to . Nobody else! Shrek and Donkey step out onto the arena but don't seem to be noticed. Fiona is now intently looking at Shrek, smiling. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. FIONA: It's a spell. Just, just call me old-fashioned. Donkey interrupts the moment. Oh, no! Donkey catches up to them. What a load of -. I was just kidding. (his nose grows). Listen to Jesus' crucifixion for example, it's odly interesting. They all gasp as Shrek suddenly stops, having reached the end of the balcony Shrek spots a fallen column that has formed a sort of slide. Donkey wanders off in the opposite direction, still talking to himself, and pushes his way through a giant set of doors. 1 at the domestic box office, it went on to earn nearly $ 500 million worldwide on a production budget of $60 million. "Wanted. SHREK&&1&SCRIPT& 2& MAN&1& Whoa.Holdon.Doyouknowwhatthatthingcandotoyou? The crowd gasps, but before he can make a move Shrek puts him in a full-nelson hold. Donkey begins to hum 'On the Road Again'. (He gets bumped from behind and he drops the mice.) FIONA: But wait, Sir Knight! hear no evil, speak no evil skull tattoo. Shrek grabs Fiona once again and takes off running towards the direction of the dragon's roar. FIONA: I mean--ah, why wait? Fiona gets up and sets the eggs down in front of them. SHREK: You don't have to tell me anything, princess. ), FARQUAAD: I've tried to be fair to you creatures. DONKEY: You know what else everybody likes? Shrek gestures towards the group and Fiona stands with her mouth wide. Fiona screams in terror as Dragon flies over the boiling lava to get them. Shrek (Script) Lyrics SHREK Written by William Steig & Ted Elliott SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. Donkeys don't have layers. He jumps on it just as Dragon tries to bite them and slides down it. Uhmm how do you like your eggs? Fiona is lowered to the ground and Shrek runs up to her. They mount it on the wall and the Captain removes the sheet. That's why I have to marry Lord Farquaad tomorrow before the sun sets and he sees melike this. Donkey, there's no we. Me neither. The dragon begins to swing its tail back and forth with Shrek still holding on, then launces him into the air. You're trying to give them a hint and they won't leave. At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. Both Donkey and Shrek's ears lower, taken aback by her outburst. She smiles as she turns around to walk up the windmill's steps. I am Lord Farquaad. She called me a noble steed. Singing) "'Cause I'm all alone, There's no one here beside me, My problems have all gone, There's no one to deride me, But you gotta have friends". SHREK: What you're doing is the opposite of help. FIONA: Excuse me. Shrek looks past her and spots a group approaching. Only an occasional torch lights the way. MERRYMEN: He's mad, he's really, really mad! Shrek, now disguised as a knight in shining armor walks off further into the castle. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. For a moment they stare into each other's eyes. FIONA: A ballad? Come on. DONKEY: But Shrek, I-- I wanna go with you. Donkey steps outside and talks to himself. There is a montage of scenes as the group heads back to Duloc. Don't look down. He hears a huge ripping sound and looks over at Fiona, who has torn the bark off of a tree with her bare hands. She picks it up and looks around, then heads back inside and closes the door. Take love's true form.". They begin to sing along with Monsieur Hood. Andhere they are! DONKEY: No. MIRROR: Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is.! Hold on now. Shrek marches through the Duloc Knights, who back away in disgust upon noticing him. You rescued me! After opening at No. Take it away! As they walk away from the crowd Shrek grabs the torch from a dwarf cheering them on, who refuses to let go. Don't look down. SHREK: That'll do, Donkey. Fiona gives Shrek a suspicious look. Two! More guards enter carrying an object covered by a sheet. Caso voc baixou o Script arraste o arquivo . DONKEY: Shrek, we can do better than that. japanese kids landscape minimal mortal mouth muppet natural nerd nice night nose octopus original outer space parody patterned people pet pink plant popular rainbow romantic . #Arts & Entertainment#Movies#shrek the musical Edit 1 view 1 editor edited 1+ month ago Home Tip: Highlight text to annotate itX He sees the Three Blind Mice on his table. FIONA: Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them. SHREK: What? DONKEY: (singing) "On the road again", sing it with me, Shrek! Dragon purses her lips and gets ready to kiss Donkey. You know what? With a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire. It wasn't no brimstone. Whoa! No! He huffed and he puffed and hesigned an eviction notice. She lands with a back flip in front of Shrek and Donkey. Dragon lets out a defeated cry, then gives a sad whimper. and hauls her out of bed and towards the door. Hey, can you tell my future from these stars? I will have perfection! PUSS Okay. FARQUAAD: Oh! Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. Men with prompter cards hold up cards that says 'Revered Silence'. The exit's over there! SHREK: Just keep moving. Yes, that's it. (chuckling) That'sis that blood? I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest. SHREK: Inside, waiting for us to rescue her. (He drops out of the air and hits the ground with a thud.). You have a very full day filling in for the King and Queen. I -- I've been this way as long as I can remember. The pair walk off into the night with Shrek's torch lighting the way. He turns to look at Fiona, who playfully shakes the arrow back and forth with a coy smile. Help me! Shrek challenges Fiona, Donkey, Puss in Boots and the others to spend the night in Lord Farquaad's haunted castle telling scary stories. Guard 3: Give me that! No! Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back? SHREK: Ah, that's not very nice (Looks at Donkey and then back at Farquaad). We both have layers. Shrek traces the constellation with his finger. (setting down Donkey and Fiona) I'll take care of the dragon. If we need you, I'll whistle. I mean, it's late. SHREK: Hey, come on. Fiona stares at her wedding cake, pushing down a figure of Farquaad to show his actual height. Easy! Ogres are not like cakes. I'm too young for you to die! The bishop gasps, shuts his book, and quietly slinks off. Shrek stands on top of the ropes and beckons on the crowd's cheers. Shrek and Fiona kiss. Fiona, still up in the tree, looks down. She smiles, clears her throat, and holds out a handkerchief. Then you showed up and bam! Shrek and Donkey gaze out into the crater. shrek script no spaces. MIRROR: And last, but certainly not last, bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin Shrek slowly approaches as the villagers back away in fear. DONKEY: You think Shrek is your true love! MOUSE 1: Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have? I'm the talking-est damn thing you ever saw. I told ya I'd find it. SHREK: Like that's ever gonna happen. Suddenly a camera takes Donkey and Shrek's picture, both of which are dumbfounded. Donkey, unable to grab on, falls off but Shrek catches him by the tail. Every night I become this. I'm okay. DONKEY: She wasn't talkin' about you. FARQUAAD: Congratulations, ogre. Ha, ha! Ha, ha! Shrek's voice echoes throughout the camp and everyone falls silent. FIONA: Yes! Please! Donkey stares silently at Shrek for a moment and then sits down beside him. Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? OLD WOMAN: Well, I've got a talking donkey. DONKEY: Shrek, wait, wait! All right then. The Merry Man shoots an arrow at Fiona but she ducks out of the way. Oh, no, no. 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